Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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