im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
