I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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