so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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