'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Welp...herpes.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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