i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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