How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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