yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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