dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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