Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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