She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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