so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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