is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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