fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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