Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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