lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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