There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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