The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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