But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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