i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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