garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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