he shaved USA in his pubs
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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