ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
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