I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
