Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
Randomize
