nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
