you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Come on in and take your pants off
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