you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
