im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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