Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
