I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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