Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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