He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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