We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Randomize
