She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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