you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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