party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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