he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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