there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
