dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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