i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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