She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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