I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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