never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
being pregnant is like rehab
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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