Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
