People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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