i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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