Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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