There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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