It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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