I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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