gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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